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On second thought, I’ll just make the OC her own damn blog.

OOC

Hey, just as a head’s up, I’m going to be moving Nightbird to a sideblog on this account.  I’m trying to decide which of my two OCs that I want to play I should bring in to Tumblr.

wreck-gar:

best scene in the new trailer hands down

"I didn’t think this through enough."
Is it true that you like being Megatron's favorite?
dimensionalfragmenteliminator

"That stopped being true when I got out of that box I was stuck in."

"Is it true that you were created by humans?"
master-megatron

"It is. Though, as you can see, I have changed from what I was."

"Is it true that…" Finish it in my ask box!

feministsupernatural:

helpimtrappedontheinternet:

highgayden:

"biphobia isn’t real"

yeah sorry I couldn’t hear you over the hour long rant my friends mom once delivered about how she really supported gay rights but couldn’t stand bi people while i sat in the backseat of her car nearly in tears because the parent of someone I loved was throwing hate speech at me.

yeah I can’t hear you over the minimal representation  I receive in television which is usually just a sassy assistant making a remark about her “lesbian phase” and how in one of the most progressive queer shows that’s ever received critical acclaim the words ‘bi or pan’ are never used once.

yeah I can’t hear you over my ex calling me a slut after finding out I was bi and saying all I am is an indecisive whore.

i can’t fucking hear you over mono queer people mocking me and jeering at my desire for representation, calling me ‘not queer enough’, and ‘laughing hollowly’ over my attempts to explain my struggles as a bisexual woman.

yeah im sorry i can’t hear you over my friends long rant about how she didn’t think she could keep dating her bi boyfriend because he would probably cheat on her, and her eye rolls when i told her what she was saying was offensive.

sorry i couldn’t hear you over how fucking wrong and ignorant you are.

Let’s also talk about how shelters for gay and lesbian youth frequently refuse to house bi teens Let’s talk about how the suicide rate for bisexual young adults is larger than the Ls or the Gs 

yandereknockout:

yandereknockout:

yandereknockout:

yandereknockout:

((Blargh, sorry for using Microsoft Paint!
So in celebration of gaining 200 followers, I have decided to do a drabble giveaway thingy! So, two people have the chance of getting a short story written by me for them!
So, here are some ground rules:
NO SMUT. Seriously, my Mum has a strict ‘no porn’ rule and she will murder me if she caught me writing about people doing the boinky-boink!
YOU HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME. I am going to check.
REBLOGS AND LIKES COUNT.
MULTIPLE REBLOGS AND LIKES COUNT
I can write Transformers (Albeit I only really know Prime, Animated and More Than Meets the Eye), Team Fortress 2, Hetalia or Bleach.
You have until 7TH APRIL to have your votes in (Since that’s when the Easter holidays begin) and the two winners will be selected via Random Generator.
Said winners will be notified via private message and they can send in a description of what they want to see. If they don’t reply in two days, however, they will lose the chance and another person will be selected.
Okay, Good Luck to everyone!))

((Actually, I think I’ll change the date from the 7th to the 12TH APRIL. More time, no?))

((Less than a week left!!))

((Actually… I’ll also accept Dissidia: Final Fantasy based fics!))

((Because it's been awhile since I did one of these))

Afraid of Your Own Shadow: Muse is unnaturally skittish and afraid of everything around them for 24 hours.
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Alone: Your character believes they are abandoned and left for dead. If someone is in the room with them, they are heard in an echo.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Aurora: You just can’t stay awake for long, can you? It’s a curse that can only be broken the old fashioned way. Better get that kiss before you can’t open your eyes again.
Bad: Muse becomes a “bad boy/girl” for (Anon decides duration)
Bang! Bang! : Muse is into gunplay and gets aroused every time they see/hear/come across a firearm. (Anon decides duration)
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Belle: Muse has traded their freedom for someone else’s, and is finding themselves falling in love with their captor
Blind Date: Anon gets to be a match maker. It must be someone Muse hasn’t spoken with before.
Bloodplay: The muse will have an unhealthy obsession with being hurt and caused to bleed. They will beg to be hurt and go into a perpetual state of arousal at the mere sight of blood. The only way to break the spell is through having a very, very rough session of sex.
Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)
Break Into Song: Muse can only converse through song.
Break you hard: Muse sex drive is through the roof and keep throwing themselves at everyone.
Broke: Muse needs cash right away and will do anything for money
Broken: Muse is convinced they've lost someone/something dear to them, and are completely brokenhearted over it. Lasts 12 hours.
Chained up: For 10 hours, your muse will find themselves bound by chains. They can either have a savior or a torturer.
Chibi: Stuck as a chibi- adorable, but only 2'4'' in height...
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Dick in a Box: Character has the unknown desire to flash everyone their lower extremities for (Anon decides duration).
Dirty mind: Muse will have inappropriate thoughts for (Anon decides duration)
Doctor’s Orders: Your muse has a medical fetish and is turned on by doctors, nurses, etc for the next (x) hours
Dominus: Your muse becomes incredibly dominant/sadistic for the next (x) hours (Anon decides towards what character)
Dream: Muse will have a wet Dream about the next muse on their Dash
Dreams: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Esmeralda: What a fantastic dancer you are, you wonderful muse, you. Why don’t you show off your talents on the pole? I hear they’re a sight.
Exhibitionism: The muse will want to have sex in very public places for (Anon decides duration)
Fancy Red: For the next (anon specifies) you are full of lust whenever you see the color red. The longer you look at the color and the more often you see it-the stronger the feeling grows.
Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex (ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)
Flirty: Muse flirts with all of his/her friends, regardless of gender.
Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won’t come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep permanent smile for 24 hours.
Have a ball: For the next (x) hours, your muse is ballgagged and cannot talk
Horndog: Your muse gets irrepressably horny every time someone says their name for the next (x) hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
I Touch Myself: Muse will have the urge to masturbate every time they see _____ (Anon specifies)
Jasmine: They say a gilded cage is still just a cage, and you would know. You should try to sneak out, but who knows what lays beyond the castle walls? It may be nothing at all, or a grand adventure. But it’s got to be worth the risk!
Kida: Your people are dying, but are a most peaceful lot. And then they invade, strangers, those who answer your open RP, and it’s a real mystery on if they’re good or bad. Careful now, you might kill off the help, or help the killers
Kiss: Muse cannot suppress their desire to kiss everyone they meet, and cannot kiss the same place twice.
Lace, Leather, and Latex: For the next (x) hours, your muse wears nothing but fetish gear.
Leather Panties and Stockings: Muse is forced to dress up in a very sexual manner for a specified amount of time, becoming extremely horny as a result.
Like A Virgin: Muse has never had sex and while reluctant at first is curious and soon gets turned on so much they’d do anything.
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
My Big Day: Muse believes they are to be wed to the person of anon's choice for 24 hours.
Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)
Naveen: Ah, to have it all. Looks, a kingdom, a palace AND a castle, servants and many lovers… except for the part where you were disinherited. At least they can’t disinherit you from your good looks and your ukulele. Prove yourself to be unselfish, though, and maybe you’ll get your inheritance back.
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Only mine: For 1 day, your muse will convince themselves that everyone else is out to get the person they love the most. Because of this, they will seek to kill them, along with themselves in order to truly be together.
On My Own: Muse is lost, and will wander around _______ (Anon specifies place) until someone finds them and brings them home.
Poet In Hiding: Muse can only speak in rhyme for 24 hours.
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Pretty Please: My Character must grant favours of anyone who asks. So long as they say please. (Anon decides duration)
Prince Charming: The one who fits this slipper… you’re smitten with the potential owner of this nifty bit of unusual footwear, you best try it on everyone in the kingdom. It never seems to fit anyone though, and you’re getting more and more desperate.
Prince Eric: Was it a delusion? You don’t think so. You’re gonna find ‘em. And marry ‘em. Their voice is enough of a key. Your new mute friend is making it almost seems pointless to keep looking, you like them so much. But that voice… and you’re not really feeling yourself, are you?
Prince Florian/Ferdinand/Frederick/The Prince: You’re in love, how quaint! And like many others you’re on a quest to find them (pesky loves just can’t stay found, after all…), but the way you’ve heard it, they’re dead. Best look all over those woods, I suppose…
Prince Phillip: Ah, betrothal. It would have been all right, but that peasant you met really caught your eye. You’ll have to fight your way to where they’re imprisoned, though. It’ll be dangerous, are you prepared for that?
Rapunzel: Trapped in a tower, high above the world, it’s a lonely thing, and you are so bored. But it seems you’ve a visitor. Time to convince them to take you on an adventure.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Right Here, Right Now: Muse is so horny they have no time to waste. They want you right there and then, no matter where you are.
Say You'll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 24 hours.
Sensitive: Muse gets horny whenever s/he is touched anywhere.
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
S-S-Stop!: Muse develops a bad stutter for 24 hours.
Sweet and Delectable: For the next (anon specifies) (anon specifies who) wants to taste you (NOT in a zombie-way you wierdo!) and lick you all over. The more they do the more aroused the both of you get! (Other person must agree for this to happen)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Toad: Muse is now a toad, and must get someone to kiss them to become like normal again by doing a task for them.
Touch: Everyone you touch is under your command and at your disposal for the next (Anon decides duration). Use it well.
Under Pressure: Muse is under severe stress for (Anon decides duration), or until they are sexually relieved
Use Me: You have to abide to anyone that says your name, followed by a command. Lasts for (Anon decides duration)
What Are You, Chicken?: Muse gets the chicken pox. Anon decides if there are any magical side effects for 24 hours.
When in Rome: Your muse desperately wants to have a huge orgy. (Anon decides how many people, and the conditions for release from the M!A)

((OOC))

((I’ve given this a lot of thought… I’m discontinuing Constructibird Tuesdays for the foreseeable future. I just can’t consistently keep the character up week to week, and I haven’t actually activated that in months, so it’s time to let that fall to the wayside.))

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

hey, Tumblr!

ask-a-den:

Here’s the situation. I’m going to be moving to Canada in a couple years. I know how much I need for that, which is just about 12K.  That’s not what this post is about, however. 

In the meantime, I’m looking to move to the Phoenix, AZ area, as I’ve been getting hit with a lot of hints from above that maybe my current location is not ideal for me any longer. It will be at least $5,000 USD to do so, as I live in Omaha, NE, currently.  If you’re wondering where I got that number, here’s the breakdown:

  • Most apartments or houses for rent in the Phoenix area and its suburbs are ~$500.00 a month. Plus first and Last month’s rent/Security Deposits, so total of anywhere from $850-1250 for start-up costs.
  • Storage costs for storing the stuff I won’t be able to bring with me right away will be about $50 a month depending on where I store stuff.
  • Renting a UHaul to haul said belongings to storage from where they’re stored now will have initial costs plus mileage costs and gas costs, and that’s about 1,000 miles I’ll be driving, so I’m guestimating at least $1500 for that, and very likely more
  • Hotel costs (since I’ll need a place to stay until I find an apartment, and will likely be at an extended stay location) will be at least $1000.
  • Food expenses will be at least $500, even with me being super cheap.
  • Gas for Percy-Car tends to be between $50-60 a go, depending on gas prices. The bastard’s a 1997 Chrysler, and while he’s a friggin’ monster and good at taking a beating, he has a huge gas tank, and I would prefer to keep him at half full or better.  It will take at least three stops for gas to get me to Phoenix in Percy-Car.

Just as an FYI: It’s 1,301.9 miles from Omaha to Phoenix. It will take me nearly 20 hours to drive that in Percy-car.

So spread the word.  The sooner I get the money saved up, the sooner I can get moved and maybe get a fresh start.

THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

I am offering writing and tarot commissions to cover expenses while I try to find a new job and a new place to live.

Things you should know:

  • I am NOT taking commissions for NSFW writing as of this time.
  • I am not doing script-style writing. Prose or poetry only.
  • I am currently job seeking, so I do have a good chunk of time each day for writing, between hunts.
  • With the tarot or oracle cards, I will take a picture of the spread and e-mail it to you along with the reading.
  • I can only take Paypal at this time. Other options will open up as necessary.

Now the fun part: 

Writing slots and prices: $5 for every 500 words or $.01 per word for normal prose. $5 for 10-20 line poem. $3 for haiku

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Tarot or Oracle Card slots and prices: $10 for 3 card spread. 15 for 5 card. 20 for anything more complex

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jazzy-19:

I am making some very interesting noises right now.

officialprowl:

reasons why you don’t ask people how long they been into transformers:

  • they space out
  • they just don’t know
  • they remember the things they don’t want to remember
  • THEY HAVE FUCKING WARFLASH BACKS TO ROBOTS DYING